Kim Kardashian is the reason we're keeping up with the whole damn family, let's just be real about that. Or at least that's how it started -- Kim was the one who got famous, she was the one who landed her family the reality show, and she's the reason why we're constantly drowning in Kardashian interviews and rumors and selfies every single day of our lives. But when you think about it, Kim has always been considerably conservative, right? Until now, that is.
Kim, if you can even believe it, made a Valentine's Day gift guide that she posted on her app. And guys ... the gifts are dirty. Not as dirty as Amber Rose would have us believe (we'll never forget you, #FingersInTheBootyAssB----), but pretty dang dirty. We never knew she had it in her, guys. (Ha.)
Things on Kim's list include some things to get the mood right, like some bubble bath and a $10,000 bottle of champagne, but it's mostly all about gifts for use when you're right in the thick of it. A silk blindfold, mesh handcuffs, and a "50 Shades of Grey" riding crop are on there, so it seems like someone got inspired by that trashy "Twilight" fan fiction that doesn't deserve to be called a book. There's also a stripper pole, edible underwear, body fondue, and a few different kinds of vibrators. Yes, thanks to Kim, you'll be covered for Valentine's Day. Probably in chocolate. Maybe in shame.
Kim, if you can even believe it, made a Valentine's Day gift guide that she posted on her app. And guys ... the gifts are dirty. Not as dirty as Amber Rose would have us believe (we'll never forget you, #FingersInTheBootyAssB----), but pretty dang dirty. We never knew she had it in her, guys. (Ha.)
Things on Kim's list include some things to get the mood right, like some bubble bath and a $10,000 bottle of champagne, but it's mostly all about gifts for use when you're right in the thick of it. A silk blindfold, mesh handcuffs, and a "50 Shades of Grey" riding crop are on there, so it seems like someone got inspired by that trashy "Twilight" fan fiction that doesn't deserve to be called a book. There's also a stripper pole, edible underwear, body fondue, and a few different kinds of vibrators. Yes, thanks to Kim, you'll be covered for Valentine's Day. Probably in chocolate. Maybe in shame.
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